Wednesday, July 9, 2008

an open letter to the thief who stole my xanax


So you got my iPod. With the earphones from my boyfriend's iPhone.

You must be gloating like such a smartass right now, thinking, "yayy i got me a free iPod, plus some neat earphones. i bet i can sell this for a few thousand bucks."

Well, guess what, buddy - that ain't such a neat deal. That iPod you're holding right there? That's like the iPod nano 1st gen. With only 1 gig capacity. Let's see how you can sell that to anyone for more than a thousand bucks. (Well, I might buy it, if you sell that to me. We'll see.)

Looks like I may have the last laugh, after all.

So may I just say: That thing you did where you thought you were so smart? That was lame. Times ten.

And what the f*ck am I supposed to do with this frickin' iPod dock??

Peste jud oi! Maynta'g niti-urok nka dha, inataya ka!
*clears throat*
Pardon my French.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow, that really sucks. But yeah, the last laugh's on you, sort of. :p

Nice dock. :D

Anonymous said...

lol, gawin ba french ang visaya,may i bibigay si Lord sa iyo na mas bongga sa IPOD mo na yan. . .

Steph said...

Wow. Nice iPod dock!!!!

Purpled Sky said...

bwahahahahahaa! sorry ati, nikatawa jud kog taman sa imong post. hahahaha! di matabang. lami kaau imong pamalikas. wahahahahaaa!

caffeinated muse said...

@purpled & chad: uu mao ari nlngko magpahungaw. ahak jud oi!

@kat & steph: thanks. :) now, i just have to find an iPod for it. *rolls eyes*

Mz. Common Sense said...

i'm sorry to hear your ipod got stolen...
mine got stolen right before i went to school, so i was left in the same "ipod dock but no ipod" situation...
my dock wasn't nearly as nice as yours though!

Anonymous said...

sorry to hear about your ipod sis..but maybe it's a sign that you should buy a new one..an ipod touch maybe?hehe sana nakkaintindi akong bisaya para naintindihan ko ung last statement mo.haha cheers!

caffeinated muse said...

@demiera: oh well. without the ipod, it's just nothing but a disconcerting reminder of what a klutz i am and my current tragic financial condition!

@fab: if only i could afford to buy one! kaya nga i'm so pissed e. if i were rich, this incident wouldn't bother me at all. the bisaya bit is just a series of cuss words, heheh.

faeryrowan said...

Hehehehehe! Nalingaw sad ko basa. Da best. I like your French. And here I thought you are the "angel" among us. :P

caffeinated muse said...

hahahahaha
well now that you mention it, bitaw i am. i am that angel offering you coffee laced with cyanide. :p

JedMeister said...

hahahaha... you must be really pisssed... i like your french... "unta mag cge k ug french s imo blog... hehehehe!"

 
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