Thusly, I show unto you
Exhibit A

me: dude, nganu mani ako YM (what's wrong with my YM)?? *agitated*
bro looks at the screen for one second, and then: DUH! tanawa o! (can't you see!) you sent a message to yourself!
me: aw. (oh.) *bonks head, grins sheepishly*
Bro laughs maniacally in the background.
Exhibit B
This afternoon, I dropped by the mall intending to withdraw cash from the ATM and then detouring by Watson's to grab some kikay stuff.
So what actually happened?
Yes, I did stop by Watson's and did some shopping. But, I forgot to withdraw cash (I realized this when I got back at the office). And then on the way home tonight, I realized I had left the items I bought from Watson's at the office.
Sheesh.
Exhibit C
Last week, I exchanged text messages with a friend of mine (Friend 1). We were happily swapping sinfully juicy stories about another friend (Friend 2). Well, at least I was giddy. Now, these friends are both girls, mind.
So a few minutes later, my Nanay entered my room and asked about some stuff (I forgot what about). And when I got back to my phone to send another SMS to Friend 1 about Friend 2, guess who I sent the message to? (yikes, it rhymes!)
Well, who else? I sent the SMS to Friend 2, of course.
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These incidents are all very classic me. So if by chance we bump into each other and I just happen to be looking at you and I smile and then I sneer - don't worry. That's just the ordinary me telling the voices in my head to settle down so we can start our weekly meeting.