excuses, excuses

The party season is on us, folks, and sometimes...

You just don't want to attend to this party that you were invited to,
and you've ran out of excuses.

Well, guess what?

I found this cool site that invents (im)plausible excuses, and even sends the e-mail for you!

I tried it once, and here's what I got:

Enjoy the holidays!

8 things to do before 2008 ends

Photo: Courtesy of Craig Jewell

1. Learn to cook the poor man’s pasta a la purpled sky.
2. Re-enroll in the gym. It’s almost bikini season!
3. Buy coffee for a stranger.
4. Send birthday greetings to God via a balloon.
5. Visit the mall without ever buying anything (not even food or drinks!).
6. Sort out my wardrobe; donate old clothes.
7. Go through one whole day without the internet.
8. Stop making lists.

merry christmas!

So on this first day of December, let me be the first to greet you all a very Merry Christmas!

Amid the holiday festivities, may we always remember the true meaning of Christmas and to let love reign in our hearts.

Tis the season of genuine cheer, not forced gaiety; tis the time to give thanks for all our blessings.

Merry Christmas, everyone! :D